AP - Eva Longoria, desperate to set the record straight, took to the entertainment-news shows Tuesday to tell the world that her beau, NBA star Tony Parker, is aces in the bedroom.

AP - "South Park" creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker vowed vengeance last week in their running battle with Scientology — and Wednesday night's new-season premiere appears to be the start.

AP - "South Park" creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker vowed vengeance last week in their running battle with Scientology — and Wednesday night's new-season premiere appears to be the start.

Hector Duarte Jr. - AHN Staff Reporter Los Angeles, CA (AHN) – Trey Parker and Matt Stone have filmed a last-minute episode of South Park in response to Issac Hayes’ request to be released from his contract, after his disdain with what he describes as the show’s mockery of...

AP - The buzz started when the play did, with Tennessee's Candace Parker streaking down court, taking a lead pass from Sidney Spencer and moving fast. Most of the Lady Vols fans knew what was coming Sunday. And when Parker elevated and then dunked the ball with her right hand, they cheered in amazement. And then, she did it again.

AP - As March Madness gets underway, AP sportswriters will be filing periodic, behind-the-scenes reports from the NCAA tournament:

AP - Candace Parker of Tennessee slam dunked her way into NCAA history with a feat that even fans of underdog Army had to appreciate.

AP - Tennessee's Candace Parker became the fourth woman to dunk in a college game, jamming one-handed on a breakaway against Army on Sunday in the first round of the NCAA tournament.

AP - Tony Parker scored 23 points and Tim Duncan added 14 to help the San Antonio Spurs keep pace with Dallas for the best record in the West with a 92-77 win over the Houston Rockets on Saturday night.

AP - "South Park" has declared war on Scientology. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday — with an Internet report saying it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.

Yvonne Lee - AHN Staff Reporter (AHN) - Google wins a two-year legal fight over the right to publish material posted on its Usenet message board. Gordon Roy Parker, who posts his works on the Internet, brought the case. He sued Google for reprinting an excerpt from a book he wrote and placed...

AP - "South Park" has declared war on Scientology. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday — with Internet rumors it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.

AP - Eva Longoria says she would consider having a child out of wedlock with NBA star-boyfriend Tony Parker — but he wouldn't.

AP - San Jose Sharks forward Scott Parker was suspended for two games Monday for attempting to climb a glass barrier to fight Nashville's Brendan Witt.

Comedy Failure to Launch, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, tops the US and Canada box office chart.

Denise Royal - AHN Staff Writer Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - `Failure to Launch'' took off with moviegoers who rode it to the top of the weekend box office. The romantic comedy starring Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker debuted with a little over $24 million dollars in ticket sales. Two...

AP - "Failure to Launch," a romantic comedy starring Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker, took off at theaters, debuting as the top weekend movie with $24.6 million.

AP - "Failure to Launch," a romantic comedy starring Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker, took off at theaters, debuting as the top weekend movie with $24.6 million.

Reuters - "Failure to Launch," a widely panned romantic comedy starring Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker, surprised industry observers by opening at No. 1 at the weekend box office in North America, according to studio estimates issued on Sunday.

AP - Everything about "Failure to Launch" screams out "typical romantic comedy," from the cutesy title to the whimsical posters (featuring stars Matthew McConaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker and their blindingly white teeth) to the absurdly contrived premise.